You're in jail because you're boring.

Prison Break is a great series. I just started watching and it is well written, (in)tense and filled with interesting characters including T-Bag. I hate that motherfucker! I really hope he gets killed to death! Rargh! The other guy I dislike is Lincoln Burroughs because he is SO BLOODY BORING. Boring voice, boring storyline, and most of his scenes usually involve him sitting down and talking about his story. Ultimate fail?

Prison Break (2005)


-_- zZzZzZzZzZzZz


Me watching Lincoln Burroughs

This isn't a film, I know, and it isn't even an actual scene from Prison Break. But I am doing something a little "outside of the box" because I am WELL MENTAL! WoOoOoOo0o0o0oO0oo0Oo0OoO0ooo0oOO0o0ooooOO0o0Oo0oaaaah!

Beowulf & MENTAL!

There are some very funny moments in this movie, though I am not sure they were intentional. Like the hairy kid, the Christian having a heart attack and the ridiculous swearing. However, compared to the programe I was watching previous to it - BBC's Bonekickers - this movie was amazing.

Beowulf & Grendel (2005)


io  oi    io  io     -...WTF?


Thorkel goes mental on a skull and his torch-bearing pals are like WTF?

And it was pretty good really. Great cinematography, and I find their teasing of the Christian missionary greatly amusing.

"I slept with a witch once."
"...You slept with a WITCH?"

Bwahahahaha.