Do you want to be like me? Or do you want to ASCII me?

A two and a half hour tension-fest filled with men, horses and Nick Cave (he is neither horse nor man). The only way this movie could have been better is if it had a subplot involving alien abduction.

Not.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)


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Robert Ford owns Jesse James scene

Apparently the director's cut is four and a half hours. I think the two extra hours involves aliens. No, not really. I think the two extra hours are slapstick comedy in a Blazing Saddles vein. No, not really.

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