You Shall Not Post

Ok, so I know some English people who are currently in New Zealand... so why the fuck wouldn't I make a LotR post?

Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)


|_0 -You shall not pass!!  ===\o/\o/


Gandalf wards off the Balrog

I mean, seriously. As if I wouldn't

Event HorCRYMOARNOOB

Have you ever seen fire in zero gravity? No? Well have you at least seen this movie? Probably not, as it is criminally underrated. It's a horror set in space directed by Paul Anderson so it's going to be shit like Jason X or Alien Ressurection right?

Event Horizon (1997)


( T__T )   -Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see


Dr. Weir weeps blood from his empty eyesockets like a wimp

WRONG. You'd be a n00b to think so. Apart from the slightly confusing question of why a Russian captain would speak his distress signal in latin, it's really quite good as far as horror movies go. Watch it or die trying.